Monday, April 27, 2009

Nonessential Nonsense

Those who know me know I like to play with words. Someone handed me a clipping from the Yakima Herald Republic that contained a number of puns. I especially liked the following:

· The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

· A pessimist’s blood type is always B-Negative.

· Corduroy pillows make head lines.

· A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

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