Readers were asked to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. (I love that kind of stuff.) Here are a couple of the winners:
Giraffiti (n.): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Bozone (n): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating the bozone layer; unfortunately, shows little signs of breaking down in the near future.